| Hits & Disses |
[08 Dec 2009|09:16am] |
So, I've been seeing theseHits & Disses things on MSN lately and noticing that sometimes the writers don't have the "always winning" perspective I may share, écoute:
HIT
I dunno about the dress, but I wanna HIT her. some people wear the dress, this dress wears her... . .wears her out. Her hair is looking kind of greasy for me, like she jumped out of a garbage chute and remembered she had to go on a formal outing, slipped on this number and grabbed a clutch, it's just not fair.
Whether you're playing a hippie from the 70's or a jealous, bitter, orphaned lawyer,wedding dresses will always be in style. She can top my cake. . . . .
This isn't so much an "outfit" as it is the light console cover from the latest Mercedes vehicle. how can you juuge this as being an "outfit"? You can tell it's from a car, because she's clearly just decapitated some sort of antlered creature. Poor Bambi!
This looks like someone nailed her in the triangle with her mother's leftover pattern from a 2$ sewing pack. That bow is so big and not at all in the right place, maybe she had a spill?
Big Bird called and he wants his hooker back, she owes him for the last ten Johns. This isn't a HIT, it's just hilarious this woman is still consider a "celebrity", like Kathy Griffin, or Agent Orange.
They gave this a HIT as a sympathy vote, which is sad; I would given her a hit, too, because I'm so dizzy from all her moving around, we just have to move on to something less distracting. You can't even see the Louboutons someone threw at her so she could walk it out, this needs to get sorted, first.
Okay, I was totally expecting there to be something worse, like Aretha and the bear sighting.
Oh! Did you know that she was standing there?
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| DreamDiary |
[07 Dec 2009|09:48am] |
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So, this dream was barely about me, but at least it snowed. . . .
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| DreamDiary |
[05 Dec 2009|07:09pm] |
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Hear Me - Kelly Clarkson |
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So, we're all going to see a movie downtown, so we drive up town and take the subway, instead of seeing a movie up town(???) When we go to get the "girl" or whomever she is, she's having a gathering instead, so we ditch the movie, thankfully! Then Rick goes off and I can't find him, and I don't know these people, they're not my friends, naturally I'm not talking to any of them at all. . . . Suddenly, this man is trying to kill everyone with a paring knife. He swings it and holds back the "girl" by holding the knife parallel to the floor, not cutting her but, it's against her throat and he's pulling her back. I'm suddenly holding a knife and she runs out...says, "Donny don't do it!"and the building explodes. Rick comes out of this store on the corner, "What happened?"
So, what I really wanna know is, who is this "girl" uptown with no common sense and who the fuck is Donny?
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| Thinking, Knowing |
[03 Dec 2009|04:41pm] |
Thinks people have gotten less attractive lately.
Knows he hasn't.
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| DreamDiary |
[02 Dec 2009|10:26am] |
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I don't know what that was, but I don't wanna dream that again!!!
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| Really ???? |
[01 Dec 2009|02:19pm] |
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All Over Your Face - Cazwell |
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I first was exposed to this song by watching some go-go boy shake his non-existent ass to this song. . . . Sad thing is, I was more captivated by the lyrics than what the boy was trying to do. . . . :S
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| DreamDiary |
[30 Nov 2009|05:25pm] |
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17-year-old, stop masturbating in my dreams
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| DreamDiary |
[29 Nov 2009|12:23pm] |
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I never though dreaming about Nick would lead to a creepy, fat, bald guy with a big nose and pop bottle glasses; why was he yelling at me to get "away from him"?
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| DreamDiary |
[26 Nov 2009|04:56pm] |
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why was i dreaming of Oprah?
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| DreamDiary |
[25 Nov 2009|03:35pm] |
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just had a dream about "Liam"and thenI turned into Amanda Bynes(?) and was singing to Frank Callienta
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| Hah ! |
[24 Nov 2009|10:55am] |
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| DreamDiary |
[23 Nov 2009|12:43pm] |
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Last night,I dreamed about a bus driver who lost control and a killer house. . . . What is wrong with my head?
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| DreamDiary |
[21 Nov 2009|11:04am] |
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Last night, I dreamed I was being attacked by zombies. . . . again !!! I wonder what it means. . . . ?
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| Too Many Birthdays |
[13 Nov 2009|08:44am] |
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Wonderful Life - Gwen Stefani |
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Not enough presence
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| Sometimes |
[06 Nov 2009|08:55pm] |
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Sexy People* - Lolene |
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You get that jolt and suddenly, everyone's clothing has to come off
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| WhyDo IdoIt? |
[06 Nov 2009|07:12pm] |
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Bad Romance*- Lady Gaa |
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CauseICan
Not the best song I've ever heard . . . .
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| i'm Infected |
[05 Nov 2009|12:26pm] |
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By a disease that dare not speak its name. . . .
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| Boomerang !!! |
[04 Nov 2009|03:40pm] |
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Obsessed - Mariah Carey |
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I just finished watching some guy play a video game for five hours. ... i think
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| Kiss Me, Kill Me |
[02 Nov 2009|11:23am] |
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Jailcell Mind - Hayley Sales |
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What?
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